This page is just a page of floating thoughts. Things that I thought while I was making this website. Things that I didn't think to think, but thought to write. Do with them what you will...
On finding god
David Attenborough believes bigfoot might exist
Have you ever felt uneasy like someone was watching you?
Does something feel off about this whole gig?
Are you worried that this whole thing has just been about you??
Sometimes I think I pretend to have thoughts that are more profound than they are. more profound than I think they are. All of us are just doing the same thing really. Fishing around in lukewarm porridge with outstretched fingers hoping to grasp something that makes sense all the while lights dance around us and enemies whisper stories in our ears.
We try our best
The sonic envelope as we now know it is the obvious contemporary realisation of the four horsemen of the apocalypse
how is this manifest in your work?
WOULD I MAKE A WEBSITE ABOUT YOU??
how would you know?
We are all at the mercy of invisible hands that fiddle with our word documents.
what if boy did not cry wolf??
×Boy Who did not cry 'Wolf'
Boy, has a pet dog called “wolf”
Wolf goes running off a lot and boy always shouts “wolf” to get dog to come back
Wolf only answers to boy
One day the village is hit by a terrible plague
Villagers begin exterminating rodents and blame the dogs and cats
They find all the dogs and cats and a man in the village with a gun shoots each one and they all get buried in a big pit.
One of the dogs is missing.
Villagers realise missing dog is Wolf, who belongs to boy.
They bring boy and ask him where is wolf.
Boys tells them he does not know.
“I don’t know where he is,” says boy, “he ran away”
Villagers talk and remember that dog used to run away but as soon as boy shouted “Wolf!” it would come running back.
They said to the boy “boy, you must call to your dog, make him come back so that we can ensure the safety of the villagers”
But boy thought, these villagers are safe. Wolf being in the woods harms no one. As long as wolf stays away for long enough for the government to develop a vaccine, we’ll be okay, he can survive from catching mice and spiders.
“No!” said boy, “I will not shout for wolf. You would kill him, and he is my best friend.”
Villagers had forgotten plague which has stricken the village and all they want was to catch dog. They lifted boy and tied his feet to the rafters, dangling him upside-down.
“Now will you call him?” They sneered.
“NO!” shouted boy, “I protect my friend!”
Villagers laughed, “we’ll see”, someone tied boys hands together.
“Someone will pay for this” muttered, and left boy in cold barn for night.
When returned next day were shocked.
Expected find boy, but all left of boy was piece of paper.
Stepped forward. Old brute didn’t notice thin twine. Caught in boot.
Old brute reading the note. Didn't notice bear trap falling towards head...
"me & wolf are be fine," said note, "but you will not".
Old brute died instantly.
Is it possible to use paratext as a force for evil?
PADDLING AT THE THRESHOLD. LOOKING THROUGH TINTED GLASS WEARING TINTED GLASSES.
Verbs and nouns
You can teach a man to fish but you can't teach a fish to man.